Have you seen Godot today?
We were supposed to meet up
but, It looks like he split on me.
Hey, Mr.
I'm just 18 cents short
for a coffee refill.
No way
I'm not a home bum
or starving artist.
I won't have sex for money
unless you're really cute...
I'm not clockin'
What's cookin'
are you hookin'
I know you ain't no bystander
lookin'
stick around
I may need a witness
for an alibi
because, there ain't tellin'
what I might do
if "I can't get no satisfaction."
You haven't seen my people's, have you?
I almost got enough money saved
to get my van outta impound.
A tow truck snatched it
what's worse was
my pooch was sleeping
in the back seat.
Bummer, huh?
I need to get my Vicodin
before I use my bus ticket back home
to Greenbow Alabama.
Can you give me a ride
to pick up my drum.
It's over on" 356th St. N.E.
Come on, it's really not that far away.
It will be fun to cruise around,
we'll smoke a bowl.
Do you have 'any?.
You're gonna love my ex-ole lady.
If 'we'; play our cards right,and stop over there now
She'll probably gas up your car,
and lend me the rest of the money
for my van..
That reminds me,
I get my food stamps today or the day after..
Can you run in quick
and pick me up some milk
to pour on my Captain Crunch Cereal?
Scored a Twinkie.
I found it
rummaging through
one of my utility pockets.
It's a little smushed in the middle.
Half for you
half for me.
Here, you pick the side you want.,
Can I get a little toot of that.
I don't want to get too amped up.
Besides it's been stepped on pretty hard.
Just sayin'
.
I'm gonna remember you, bro
for all you've done for me..
What did you say your name was again.
Nah, that's not it.
How about if I name you.
You look like a Dino.
You sorta remind me of my grandfather.
His name was Dino,
He was super mellow
even though he was an old wrinkled up dude
I'm gonna call you Dino from now on..
Has anyone ever told you,
you look like Ron Jeremy
the porn star.
Wait, more like Jerry Garcia.
"Trouble ahead, trouble behind"..
Ok, if you're splittin'
Can I toss your burrito wrapper out for you
after I'm finished pullin' on it..
Say, could you spare a nugget.
A warm place to crash?
Do you have an extra towel?
A clean pair of socks?
Can I sleep in your car tonight
A shower, anything?
"If shI* cost money
you wouldn't have any."
"That's a good one
Did you make that up?
Are you reading my mind?
You're psychic, aren't you"
Yo!
is that powdered sugar on your nose
or cocaine?
Can I lick THAT off?
Hey girl,
I'm talkin' to you.
Lookin' pretty fine for your age.
Could you or your ole man
spare a nickel or a dime
for the hung and the restless?
Free hugs.
Let me whisper in your ear
I really need another beer.
WHAT?
You have too pretty of a mouth
to use language like that.
Where can I get a Maker's Mark sour nearby
without being gawked at by gay waiters
through their safety glass,
like I'm some exotic zoo animal?
Hey!
Bring that camera back over here.
If you wanna take my picture
You'll have to first register
as a sex offender.
HA HA.
Are you lookin' for some discount AAA batteries?
I really dig your ring.
Would you trade it
for a monthly bus pass?
Come on,
It's good all month long.
It's a handicapped, all you can ride pass.
Why not?
It's a good deal.
It's only the 16th.
Just limp onto the bus
or pretend you're blind.
How much would you charge me
for some of your urine?
I need a clean sample for my
probation officer
or else I'm totally violated..
Buddy Bee Anthony
Re-Edited 01/03/2024 @ 8:54 PM Pacific Standard Time
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